Far, far, far away: Archive

Jan 1st

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horkbajir: I’m going to pretend I got explosive diarrhea and period at the same time and I’ll have like a half hour on the tinychat yet??? There is nothing deadlier than the explosive period.

Jan 1st

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moretothink replied to your post: Today has been super productive! Happy New Year, Nurse! Wish I could spend the night watching I Dream of Jeannie with you instead of going to a crowded, rowdy farm party! One day, mon amour! One day we will have all the lazy evenings we ever dreamed of having together!

Jan 1st

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Today has been super productive!

I’ve baked ninety cookies I’ve baked a batch of brownies I’ve cooked successful Italian meatballs with peppercorn gravy and mashed taters! I’ve cleaned my kitchen thrice I’ve washed ALL the bedding and towells! Zach just left for that party I baked the ninety cookies for. He’ll probably be gone all evening, so I think I’m going to shower and gussy up...

Jan 1st

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I accidentally just made a recipe for six dozen...

I’m not a big sweet tooth so I didn’t plan on eating them and thought “Well, I can bring them all to the party at least!” However, I’ve used a new recipe and they are fucking de-lish! Ladies and Gents, I’ve got a hot date with a tall glass of milk and a couple of dozen friends I call saturated and trans fat!

Dec 31st

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Baking chocolate chip cookies and brownies for a party we’re going to tonight and listening (I mean really listening) to Rise Against for the first time since 2008? I sent Zach to the grocery store to go get a bunch of ingredients I was missing, and then as soon as he got back I had to send him out again because I didn’t have enough butter. I thought I could soften him up by letting...

Dec 31st

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Even though having babies scares the shit out of...

And I don’t think we’ll be ready to have them for probably another five or six years, I can’t wait to experience it.

Dec 31st

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If I had a nickle

for everytime Zach tricked me into looking at his package and then later complained that it’s not fair that I always get a shot of the goods, and I need to learn to even things out, I’d be a motha fuckin’ millionaire.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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THAT 70'S SHOW MARATHONNNNNN!

What a great time to be unemployed. I’m catching all the good marathons!

Dec 29th

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My hair is so god damn gross right now!

I could probably make a Mohawk and it would stay that way.

Dec 29th

Scumbag Bison

astrozerk: animalsbeingdicks: The wilderness is a grizzly place where not keeping right of faster traffic means becoming dinner. Big bison: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT GRANDMA! Animals (Reptiles/amphibians/insects?) are dicks! Do you even know how many Gif’s/video’s I’ve seen of a turtle biting some dogs nards, or some cats tail? Turtles are the biggest dicks of all!

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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fashionroadkil replied to your post: fashionroadkil replied to your post: I have been… that sounds like too much work, count me out, im procrastinating putting my stuff in the wash Can you imagine what our place would look like if we ever lived together? It would either be a God damn pigsty, or it would be immaculate because our procrastinations would fall opposite each other.

Dec 29th

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fashionroadkil replied to your post: I have been to your house when you were wearing jeans a couple times i think. BITCH HOW DID YOU GET THIS THEME AND WHY CANT I STEAL IT FROM YOU tell me its a beautiful theme and i want it. NOW. now now now now! I had to play with it a lot, and the header and logo are my own images, not a font that comes with the theme! I believe it’s called...

Dec 29th

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fashionroadkil asked: I have been to your house when you were wearing jeans a couple times i think. BITCH HOW DID YOU GET THIS THEME AND WHY CANT I STEAL IT FROM YOU

Dec 29th

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So I've decided that after I pay off my student...

I’m actually pretty excited! I mean, I’ve got like six thousand dollars in loans left, but who knows? Maybe I can power through them. Or you know, have sex for money until my debt is payed off. Maybe someday I can open my own dayhome! Gah!

Dec 29th

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